with your own penis?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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