You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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