i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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