Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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