If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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