I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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