So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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