I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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