People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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