yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Randomize
