i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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