I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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