just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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