some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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