"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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