i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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