That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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