take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Hippo gnu deer
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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