conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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