quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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