matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
