I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize