ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
