I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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