They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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