WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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