Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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