just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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