dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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This baby is an asshole
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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