I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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