i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
