so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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