At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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