And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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