she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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