Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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