yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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