that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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