white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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