I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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