Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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