Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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