New invention idea: vibrating tampons
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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