I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Green mimosas i think yes
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Are we still banned from the library?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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