I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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