That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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