His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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