Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
North Korea, Best Korea!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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