i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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