K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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