New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm like, not good at living.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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