I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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