bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize
