Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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