Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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