i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Randomize
