Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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