You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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