Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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